The developer battle arena

Where developer profiles go to get roasted.

Round 01 · Codeforces · Drop your handles & get the receipt

YOU

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YOUR_RIVAL

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Round 02 · Codeforces · The GOAT showdown

TOURIST

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PETR

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Round 03 · Codeforces · Group chat bragging rights

YOU

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YOUR_FRIEND

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Savage Senior Dev: Two hundred Two-Sum solves and not one unit test.Silicon Valley VC: Strong traction, zero defensible moat, high churn risk.UFC Ring Announcer: IT’S TIIIME! A brutal recursion knockout in round three!Hype-Man: That streak is unreal! Now go touch some grass. Love you!Savage Senior Dev: Your last commit message was ‘fix’. So were the three before it.Savage Senior Dev: Two hundred Two-Sum solves and not one unit test.Silicon Valley VC: Strong traction, zero defensible moat, high churn risk.UFC Ring Announcer: IT’S TIIIME! A brutal recursion knockout in round three!Hype-Man: That streak is unreal! Now go touch some grass. Love you!Savage Senior Dev: Your last commit message was ‘fix’. So were the three before it.Savage Senior Dev: Two hundred Two-Sum solves and not one unit test.Silicon Valley VC: Strong traction, zero defensible moat, high churn risk.UFC Ring Announcer: IT’S TIIIME! A brutal recursion knockout in round three!Hype-Man: That streak is unreal! Now go touch some grass. Love you!Savage Senior Dev: Your last commit message was ‘fix’. So were the three before it.